It's one week until Thanksgiving, so allow me to welcome you to a list much longer than anyone's attention span - 100 Random Things to Be Thankful For. (Try it yourself - list 100 things you'd rather not live without. You'll realize how many neat things we have.)
...disposable diapers! This is very stereotypical - what mother of small children wouldn't be thankful for those? Still, I couldn't ignore my gratitude for a barrier between me and their, uh, output.
- Macaroni & Cheese
- Hand Lotion
- DVRs
- Baby Seals
- Disneyland
- Microwaves
- Pizza
- Caller ID
- "Birdhouse in Your Soul" (which saved us from having to use "Blues Clues" as our "song")
- Kleenex
- Lint Rollers
- Breath Mints
- Red Pandas
- Candy Land
- Ibuprofen
- Digital Cameras (not that I use mine...)
- Literacy
- Buffets
- Christmas Lights
- Remote Controls
- Fresh Basil
- Magic Erasers
- Hot Showers
- Frequent Hot Showers
- Online Product Reviews
- Refrigerators
- Curly Fries
- Jeans
- Mapquest!
- Label Makers
- Wedding Rings
- Tupperware
- Car Seats
- Tape
- Stuffed Animals
- Gummy Bears
- Scissors
- Hair Dryers
- Happy Meals
- Tortilla Makers
- Headphones
- Microfibers
- Almond Extract
- Amazon.com
- Crock-pots
- Shopping Carts
- Standardized Recipes
- Cake Pans
- Slippers
- Electric Pencil Sharpeners
- Scanners
- Jarred Baby Food
- guguguuuuuufddddddddd (Parker added one)
- Heaters
- Sparkling Cider
- Toilet Paper (and toilets, for that matter)
- Closets
- Sales
- Glue Sticks
- Churros
- Sand
- Puffins
- Forensic Science
- Wrinkle-free Shirts (I do not iron!)
- Corn Mazes
- Epidurals
- Post-it Notes
- Tear-free Shampoo
- Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs
- Hand Sanitizer
- The Muppets Christmas Carol
- Roller Coasters
- Nail Polish
- White Cherry Icees
- Great Catch Phrases from Infomercials
- Apples to Apples (how else was Chris supposed to propose?)
- Memory Foam Pads
- Cinnamon Rolls
- Batteries
- Swimming Pools
- Cinderella
- Plungers
- Jack-in-the-Box Tacos
- White-out
- Sippy Cups
- Debit Cards
- 6-Foot Sandwiches (I suppose I could live without them, but they're so neat!)
- Baby Pajamas
- Fire Pits
- Yo-yos
- Sugar Cookies
- Penguins
- Libraries
- Vitamin C
- Thrift Stores
- Drinking Fountains
- Swings
- Mailboxes
...disposable diapers! This is very stereotypical - what mother of small children wouldn't be thankful for those? Still, I couldn't ignore my gratitude for a barrier between me and their, uh, output.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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